Here's the deal. I've been single since time immemorial. So, in an attempt to remedy my eternal singledom, and to get over my nauseatingly pathological fear of dates, I've decided to challenge myself. The challenge? To go on one first date a week for a year! So in 52 weeks time, I will have either found my Mr Right, or I'll stay forever Miss Write. This is what happens...

The Rules

Here are the rules to the 52 First Dates challenge...

1. A first date must be had once a week, EVERY week, for a year, that's 52 dates in 52 weeks.

2. Taking someone home after a drunken night on the cider does NOT count.

3. Second and third dates are allowed, I must continue first dates unless there are exceptional mitigating circumstances. For example, God forbid, the start of a relationship.

4. Each date must be blogged.

08 June 2011

Mr #1 - Don't Speak

The preamble:
I'll be honest, most if not all of these dates will have come about from the glorious t'interweb. I'd rather not think it's because I am totally incapable of snaring a date from being a real life person, but quite frankly, I think the virtual me has a lot more luck. Such was the case with Mr #1. Cue some marginally lengthy, rather friendly, relatively chatty emails and the date was secured. Simples.

The man:
Age: 30
Profession: Speech and language therapist
Random factoid: Went to school with Anthony Costa.

First of all, Mr #1 didn't lie about his height, which apparently in the world of online dating is unusual for a man. He is, however, case and point that when someone doesn't post pictures of smiling with teeth on show, there's usually a reason. I won't lie that I was also more than slightly baffled by the grey hoodie / brown pinstripe trouser combo, but hey, you can always change clothes right? He also had a nice friendly face, with questionable sideburns and a nose that had the rouge bespeckling of someone who may have more than once been well-acquainted with a robust Merlot or two. Odd he was teetotal. Or perhaps that was why. I couldn't help thinking that with an ear of corn and some green cord trousers, he would have looked right at home aboard a tractor.

The date:
It's always a little weird when someone's first word to you is 'wow'. I don't know what he meant by that. Perhaps my virtual-to-real-life transition also wasn't as expected, and that's a good go-to to mask disappointment? As it turned out, despite my protesting against food (who wants to be tied down to a potentially guilt-tripping meal on a first date? Not me!), we ended up in Giraffe. I supped a couple of crispy Coronas. He had stir fry and apple juice. It's always awkward eating in front of total strangers, and all in all, he did very well, better than I would have done, that's for sure! That was, however, until he got bored of chopsticks, and went for the knife and fork option, which he held like a three year old in the first throes of cutlery-use. Who holds a fork so far down they're thumbing the duck? Hmm...

Conversation was for the most part good. We covered harps, War and Peace, Jeremy Kyle, I think I managed to escape with my potty-mouthery on this occasion, but as a note to self I might want to take heed of this in future. Also those frog welllies kids had at school in the eighties, phobias of flying, killer cucumbers (how very topical) and the phenomenon of the superinjunction (naughty Giggsy - Mr #1 disapproves), all of which were punctuated with 'ya' as opposed to my casual 'yeah' or more irreverently, 'fuck yeah'.

Memorable Quote:
'I do love trains...I really love train travel...especially now I'm earning good money I like to travel upper class'

Events of note:
A man in a blue Morphsuit walked past along the South Bank. On his own. Undoubtedly my highlight of the evening if nothing else.

The verdict:
All in all, he was a nice boy, with a good brain and plenty of interesting things to say, albeit with an aversion to alcohol and moderately questionable dress sense. However, a proposition of a second date within 50 minutes of parting was not quite so appealing. There was sadly no chemistry, he found me a little bit too funny (which unnerves me, I'm not a performing monkey folks!)... and seemed way too keen after a first date. So don't buy your hats yet folks, bring on Mr #2...whoever he may be.


  1. Hahahh Great start to what I know if going to be a great series. Keep it up CTS xx

  2. What a shame Date 1 didn't work out. However, with your way with words I'm quite glad we get to enjoy some more stories! :D

  3. Onwards and upwards Miss CTS!

  4. Is it not some what hypocritical to take men on dating sites to task for hiding something, be it their lack of height or, in this case, their toothsome smile?

    I assume that you are not telling these men, that your main motivation for dating them is so that you can trash on the internet afterwards?

    Apologies if you are full and frank with them, but I suspect you are not.

  5. Anybody who tells you EVER (let alone on a first date) that they went to school with Antony Costa deserves a kick in the nuts.

  6. Re. Anonymous at 02.07.

    No, I am not telling these gentlemen what I am doing, simply because I am genuinely going on these dates in the hope of meeting Mr Right, and documenting the process. I am using internet dating, as I am already registered on a couple of sites, and it's the easiest way for me to get actual dates. I am also very familiar with sterotypical tricks that boys play with their online profiles. No-one is being taken to task at all - it is mere observation. For all I know they could be doing exactly the same about me. And if so, good on 'em, writers need inspiration from any place they can find it, and this is mine. But at the heart of this challenge is my own heart, and it will stay that way. CTS

  7. "Thumbing the duck"

    That's one for the big book of euphemisms...

  8. I'm late to the game as i've only just heard about your blog. I did start to read backwards but I think starting at 1 might be best. I'm looking forward to the rest. Good luck

  9. What a date! I must agree that first dates are usually kind of awkward since this is someone you have never met. However, meeting the person a couple of times can help you to become friends and really get to know each other.


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